Ever wanted to slap that jerk who tried to rip you off at the local car dealership? How about that cheapskate who chooched you for the beer tab? Well now you can! Introducing my latest side project, SLAPJERK!, a twisted card game made for people who get a kick out of the offensive, irreverent and profane. Several years in the making, the result is five disgusting decks designed to delight intrepid players of all ages. Actually no, not all ages. If you’re a parent who truly cares for your children, you’ll keep these decks as far away from your kids as humanly possible.